soulsymmetrical | [ video ] ☠ 007

I'm certain several of you may have heard a strange call the other day from an unknown sender leaving a vague warning about catching a cold. It's in many ways suspicious and dubious, but given the nature of Somarium, the sudden change of weather, and the fact that it's the month of the new moon, it's best to not take any chances. Plus it never hurts to try and stay healthy during the winter seasons even on "normal" standards. [using the term loosely because what's considered normal anymore?]

The other point of this message is if anyone managed to procure any additional information our mystery caller. Other than more vague riddles and generic hints, I only received yet another name of a person I have no idea about. Which leads into the third point: has anyone tried to contact either Ryan or Aisling? It's been a while since we've heard from either of them. Or perhaps if they're listening right now they could step forward and answer a few questions for all of us.

[FILTER: ANYONE IN THE POLICE FORCE]

There's actually another purpose for this message that is of particular importance for those involved with the Police Force. In case anyone missed Kay's accidental broadcast earlier, Chief Prosector Miles Edgeworth has fallen into a sleep coma. Prosecutor Franziska von Karma and Chief Inspector Javert have also been missing for some time, and after some investigation I believe they are incapacitated as well. I have also been unable to contact Commander Snake.

Hopefully there will be no incidents that will warrant our involvement, but I thought it best to bring this to everyone's attention.

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Hey human. You're hair is weird. Did someone mess it up at the salon?

.......

[did...did this...did this pony really just respond just to point out his—

it takes a great amount of effort for Kid to fight back the urge to go into one of his hysterical fits. it was a good thing he wasn't already in a bout of symmetry or this would have been a complete mess from the get go.

that doesn't mean he's any less distressed. he was already feeling depression setting on.]

No. It was not my choice and I did not want it to be like this, but there is nothing I can do to change it to my great displeasure.

[though now that this pony has brought up his hair, he couldn't help but note her rainbow mane. ... ...he's assuming it's supposed to be a rainbow but dammit. one of each color!? couldn't it have been a double rainbow!? or perhaps if it was parted differently—]

[yes, yes Dash did. She just tilts her head at his answer.]

So it's naturally that way? Does it stop in the middle on the back too?

[she giggled a little]

That's kind of cool though. You can have two different looks if you just turn your head the right way.

[Nyannyannyan, Kid. ...just kidding. Canada is not nyaning at him. ~~But that might be at his door again.~~]

There's at least one other officer around that I know of, but I think those of us who are awake should be able to handle anything.

Yes—but it is not cool, it's far from it! How can I have perfect symmetry when I have these stupid stripes on only one side of my hair!?

[yep, he's breaking. though it was the first time someone said his hair was cool. unfortunately it kind of got drowned out by symmetry.]

[~~he swears he'll put the cat on the network for adoption.~~]

Matthew Williams, correct? Do you know who the remaining officers currently are?

wow! [dash flaps her wings and gives him an odd look]

Uh, nah. I mean... I'm sure some pony else likes to too? [she's not great at comfort]

[Ken means well. This is his entire problem.]

Well, I guess I did talk to that guy a bit. I dunno if I got anything useful, though.

[~~But it brings him breakfast pastries and fills his life with rainbows.~~]

I saw Detective Vermillion around earlier, but I'm not too sure about her status right now. However, I am quite sure that Private Curtiss is around. I could probably find him easily enough. I haven't heard anyone complain recently about Potter being gone or in a sleep coma, so he's probably also someone that could probably be counted upon as being around.

Other than that... a few seem to have disappeared completely and others I'm not too familiar with.

[Here Kid, have another non human who's slightly more symmetrical. Something else, besides the mention of that suspicious call, made Sonic curious.]

What's the New Moon got to with that weird call?

How could they? They look hideous! [not believing.]

Ah, come on. Aren't you a man? Stop acting like a little filly.

[~~no.~~]

I see. [there's a slight frown. so far three possible named.] If I hear from the others I'll let you know.

Sometimes what seems unimportant may hold something of value. Anything in particular that you can recall?

[...he recognizes Sonic, or some kind of offshoot parody version of him anyway ~~Speedy the Green Porcupine~~, but he's not going to think too much of it.]

The new moon has, so far at least, proven to be when Somarium is most unstable and has the most nightmare induced influences. If there is one constant, it is that during the new moon things usually turn for the worse. This of course doesn't happen all the time, but enough to warrant some caution.

[ There's a cough before Harry starts talking, and he definitely looks a little worse for wear. ]

I think I let you guys down on that one.

I'm not a pony.

[though that does help him a bit.]

Harry? [yeah, there's some concern.] I take it you've caught the cold as well.

Uh... well, he spent a lot of time going on about faces. Like wanting to see what he looked like was shallow. And he kept insisting he was just trying to look out for us. Stuff like that.

[~~Don't deny the love, Kid.~~]

I'll keep an eye out for others as well. Hopefully there's a few others out there still.

Well, whatever humans call their little ones! [she rolls her eyes]

Yeah, sorry about that. [ He gives a slightly sheepish smile. ]

No need to apologize. The sudden change in weather has affected a number of people. But have you already seen a doctor or taken some medicine?

I didn't press much into his identity, but I did also get the sense that he was trying to be on "our side." It seemed as if he was questioning the motives of those who have helped us so far.

[~~denied.~~

a nod.]

Is there anything I can do or should be aware of at the moment?

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