Death the Kid (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
soulsymmetrical) wrote2011-10-02 06:58 pm
soulsymmetrical) wrote2011-10-02 06:58 pm
[ video ] ☠ 006
[viewers may notice that he is in a very symmetrical and organized looking room. in fact, recently cleaned. he's staring at the screen for a few seconds, as if checking something, before finally speaking.]
Hm. Last month there had been no new arrivals, but it looks like people are coming into Somarium again. I wonder why the sudden change.
Regardless, for those who have entered so far, welcome to Somarium. You can find some information on the Dreamberry but it will no doubt be confusing. Thus if you have any questions, I'm sure many people will be willing to answer including myself.
[and now he changes the setting.]
[FILTERED TO: SHIBUSEN CREW]
[funny. his last broadcast on the network was in Liz's room, too. and like last time, he had cleaned and reorganized everything even though he knows—]
Maka, Soul, Professor Stein. Liz has returned home.
Hm. Last month there had been no new arrivals, but it looks like people are coming into Somarium again. I wonder why the sudden change.
Regardless, for those who have entered so far, welcome to Somarium. You can find some information on the Dreamberry but it will no doubt be confusing. Thus if you have any questions, I'm sure many people will be willing to answer including myself.
[and now he changes the setting.]
[FILTERED TO: SHIBUSEN CREW]
[funny. his last broadcast on the network was in Liz's room, too. and like last time, he had cleaned and reorganized everything even though he knows—]
Maka, Soul, Professor Stein. Liz has returned home.
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In the meantime, Nyancat can probably be found by the rustling sound underneath objects that it can fit under. Brb. Busy stalking imaginary foes.]
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but then he hears the rustling and sighs. this is why he will never have a pet.]
Come out of there so I can apply the frosting and sprinkles on your other side.
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But not before a quick fly around, leaving a rainbow.]
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Let's go to the kitchen.
[and promptly walking through the rather large apartment and into the nice, large, spotless kitchen where the bag of groceries lay perfectly centered on the counter.]
I cannot believe I am saying this, but if you would, please get on the table. I need to reexamine your side again so I can be sure everything will be spread evenly and properly.
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Nyanny-an. [Following happily and not getting into trouble. Ooo! It actually gets to be up on the table? Look how happy it is to fly up onto the table and show off it's unfrosted, unsprinkled side.]
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also that unfrosted, unsprinkled side is hideous. the thing of frosting and sprinkles already in place (in a nice, orderly fashion), Kid stares down at the poptart cat before gently holding it up so that he could see the frosted side.]
Now from here on out, you must not move, understand?
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Wigglewiggle. Okay. No more moving now. Nyancat seems settled.]
Nyaaan. [Just don't tickle, okay>]
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[and it's game face on. see that look of extreme concentration? yeah, Kid is analyzing every square centimeter of your weird poptart body's surface.]
First you need your current frosting resurfaced and evened out, and then the sprinkles replaced so that they are in a nice, perfect order. I'll also have to make sure that they stay in those positions.
[and here comes the butter knife!]
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N- nyan? Nya? Yan?
[It may be rethinking things here. Be gentle, Kid. Be very gentle. Make Nyancat an even prettier work of art.
....full body flinch.]
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but in the meantime, Kid is taking off those sprinkles to apply the new frosting.
at least he's not going to scrape off the old one, which he considered. but then thought it might hurt the weird thing so at least be glad for that.]
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...don't mind the purring as it waits patiently now. ...and tries to eat things.]
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still working.]
You can have something to eat once I'm finished.